The Eccentrics Amongst Us

by Adam Mitchell Bernard Bond on 15 February 2010

Eccen­tric­ity has always abounded when and where strength of char­ac­ter has abounded; and the amount of eccen­tric­ity in a soci­ety has gen­er­ally been pro­por­tional to the amount of genius, men­tal vigour, and moral courage which it con­tained. –quoded from John Stu­art Mill

It has oft been asserted that Wits, Gifted Intel­lec­tu­als, and Artists tend to be “eccen­tric,” a vis­i­ble expres­sion of a strong, active intel­lect sui generis or a cre­ative impulse. I can­not pre­tend to any men­tal pow­ers that I do not pos­sess, such pow­ers are dis­cernible to the recep­tive par­ties and less so to the “doubter of his genius,” crit­i­cal of all things, espe­cially him­self. I can­not be said to be more or less cre­ative than any gen­tle­man nur­tured in youth on tales of mis­chie­vous faeries and chival­rous knights, civilised beasts and dar­ing adven­tur­ers. I can­not be said to be more or less cre­ative than any man exposed to the poetry of nature and the melodies of the unknown god, an entity detected in child­hood though nei­ther attain­able nor understandable.

I am, how­ever, an eccen­tric. My nature is that of an ana­lytic and observer. Through reflec­tion I have iden­ti­fied the qual­ity of my char­ac­ter and while gen­er­ally dis­pleas­ing, I can (unlike some truly aloof eccentrics) detect my devi­a­tions from the accepted norms of soci­ety, how­ever inher­ent in my nature.

I do not con­form. I have often won­dered if my defense of Chris­ten­dom and the West is not merely a symp­tom of the miasma of “post-​modernism” within which we are drowned. Would I have been as firm an advo­cate of Tra­di­tion in Car­olin­gian Gaul or Regency Eng­land? Would I have been a non-​conformist for the sake of non-​conformity? Would nov­elty have inspired me as tra­di­tion presently does? Is it symp­to­matic of my intense curios­ity, my gift of intel­lect, my cre­ative urges, the para­dox of my ide­al­ism in con­trast with my cyn­i­cism, the felic­ity of my obses­sions, that I should hold any phi­los­o­phy that is unpop­u­lar and counter-​revolutionary?

I have known since the bound­ary of mem­ory that I was not as other chil­dren. I read with such appetite that I had exhausted the library of my gram­mar school of all clas­sic children’s lit­er­a­ture. I early formed strong opin­ions, derived from books and from what was a gift of acute dis­cern­ment, that lead me to dis­trust the author­ity imposed upon me, in all of its vain hypocrisy and incon­stancy. Though my opin­ions changed, my nature did not. I slowly evolved into a pedant and clu­b­room bore, a dull expos­i­tor whose chief con­cern was a unde­fin­able “truth” that called to me from out a fath­om­less abyss.

A mis­chie­vous wit, smart and dry, laden with sar­casm and irony soon dis­placed the phys­i­cal com­edy and gross humour that delight the young. I secluded myself to the book-​stacks and to quiet cor­ners where real­ity could not reach me. I lived out my days in the pages of Dick­ens and strug­gled against Quilp with Nell and her name­less grand­fa­ther, was plunged into mad­ness with Mr Dor­rit, and shiv­ered ‘neath the shrewd gaze of Ebenezer; I walked the mead­ows with Ratty and Mole, ‘poop-​pooped’ with mr Toad, and sipped tea with the ever hos­pitable mr Bad­ger; into the heav­ens I flew with the Lit­tle Prince and spent ages on a deserted beach with Fri­day; I died with Tom and Huck and then attended my own funeral; I tiddly-​pommed with Win­nie and braved the high seas with Long John Sil­ver and Cap­tain Ahab.

I read more than any lit­tle boy of ten could be expected to and I sub­sisted on the escapes to Trea­sure Island and the Nau­tilus, to Middle-​Earth and the gin-​soaked streets of Lon­don, to the cav­erns of the Mor­lock and Hemingway’s rugged Savannah.

As a sopho­more, I began to iden­tify oth­ers of the same ilk and soon blos­somed into a social but­ter­fly, whose desire to share the won­der of lit­er­a­ture and whose newly bur­geon­ing love of thought turned him into a dread­ful coffee-​room ora­tor. I should not have been suf­fered for long but for a cer­tain charisma with which God imbued my char­ac­ter. I soon devel­oped a clique of astute friends that sought me out and lis­tened with dili­gence and thought­fully dis­cussed those premises that would oth­er­wise have been drowned in indif­fer­ence and apa­thy of the “popular”.

My nat­ural eccen­tric­ity is now appre­ci­ated, if poorly under­stood. Many would think it affected, but for my protes­ta­tions to the con­trary. Affec­ta­tion typ­i­cally fol­lows some form, be it a fash­ion set or a move­ment. I am far more eclec­tic in my dress, man­ner­isms, and habits. It is respected that should I alter one tit­tle or jot of my char­ac­ter and per­sona, I would cease to be that per­son who both infu­ri­ates and delights, moves and arrests, clar­i­fies and confuses.

I should like, as an exam­ple, to men­tion that I wear – almost exclu­sively – brown-​leather, hard-​soled, tas­seled loafers. Now mark me, I am of the absent-​minded type that fre­quently neglects to attend to wear and dis­re­pair and so, upon see­ing the ram­shackle state of my well-​worn loafers, Jen­nifer insisted upon pur­chas­ing for me a new pair as a belated Christ­mas gift.

It is rather embar­rass­ing to admit that Jen­nifer is gain­fully employed while I dither about in idle­ness, a crip­pled wretch with a debil­i­tat­ing itch to write. Nev­er­the­less, I have never devised to hide my short-​comings and Jen­nifer pro­ceeded to obtain an excel­lent pair of Boston­ian loafers with leather uppers, hard leather/​rubber soles with steel shanks, and padded footbeds. Sturdy shoes that breath bet­ter than rubber-​soled alter­na­tives and sup­port the feet with­out being inva­sive and uncomfortable.

Like the tweed to which I am also inclined, they are prac­ti­cal and hard-​wearing; aging well and often improv­ing aes­thet­i­cally with wear. I find them heavy enough for all sea­sons, com­fort­able enough for walk­ing, and casual enough for stomp­ing about the house in. A cre­ative intel­lec­tual – if that is what I am to be called – doesn’t have the time of day for frip­peries and niceties, yet is sad­dled with enough pride to desire pre­sentabil­ity. This is achieved in often eccen­tric ways, such as the uni­ver­sal wear of loafers and the omnipres­ence of a favourite jacket – albeit shabby and thread­bare. Dark-​rimmed glasses that boast of one’s devo­tion to the page with all the phys­i­cal sac­ri­fice that that entails – the hunched shoul­ders, the squint­ing eyes, the inflamed knuck­les and sunken-​cheeks.

Whether you’re like me and you eat peanut but­ter and jam sand­wiches as if they’re going out of style – but only after nine o’clock; if you refuse to drive and walk to every des­ti­na­tion no mat­ter the dis­tance; if you have extrav­a­gant tastes – like most aspir­ing con­trib­u­tors to cul­ture – and yet live in vir­tual poverty, depen­dent on the benef­i­cence of appre­cia­tive par­ties will­ing to pro­vide a few lux­u­ries as pay­ment for expo­sure to your so-​called genius; if your idea of a Fri­day night is sit­ting down with like-​minded fel­lows over a cig­a­rette, cigar, or bowl of tobacco for an evening of shared verses of epic length and eso­teric subject;

If you insist that while con­de­scend­ing to use a com­puter for dis­trib­ut­ing work is a nec­es­sary evil, a man­ual type­writer is needed for prose and a foun­tain pen mar­ried to a Mole­sk­ine note­book is demanded for verse; if you find the world a dis­mal, uninvit­ing ball of mud within which you are forced to oper­ate, yet, nev­er­the­less, delight in the fra­grance of flow­ers and the rustling of the leaves; if you are madly attached to Rea­son, but still pray fer­vently to a God whom you doubt and question;

If you tran­scend the expected; if you are defined by your inde­fin­able qual­i­ties; if you are more full of para­doxes than cer­tain­ties; if you are at once vain and yet supremely meek; if you see the world through jaun­diced eyes and feel it through a palsied heart, yet hope in its virtues and grin at its fol­lies; then you are, per­haps, a mem­ber of that soci­ety of men that are, among the rich, styled eccentrics and, among the poor, are given the name of madman.

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